The award-winning comedian Alfie Brown is back with his first show since the fabric of his reality disintegrated.

In this show Alfie separates his failures from his misfortunes and arrives at the conclusion that ‘life is beautiful’. Captivating and subversive stand-up from one of the very best in the country.

Chortle Best Show Award Winner 2022
Edinburgh Comedy Award Nominee 2022

Age guidance: 18 and above
Show duration: 1 hour with no interval


Due to unforeseen circumstances this show was rescheduled from 17th Sep 2023 to the new date of 4th Oct 2024.


Time shown is show start time.

The best thing I saw last year!

Stewart Lee

It is tricky to write 350 sensible words when you come out a show simply thinking “Wow! F**k! Wow!’

The Scotsman

Quite simply the future of British stand-up

The List

Event details


Approximate running time: 60 mins

Age: 18+


Discounted parking tickets are available online or at the box office.


No flash photography or iPads are allowed.


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