TICKETS

£26.15 - £37.30

Door Time: 5.30pm

The Square Kitchen and Bars open from 6.15pm

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Jonathan Pie, the Uk’s angriest news reporter returns for a brand-new Live Show touring the UK.

Jonathan Pie is coming to terms with the horror of Keir Starmer’s Labour and the fact that he voted for it. Meanwhile, Reform are waiting in the wings and Elon Musk is pulling the strings. The far-right are on the march, Trump’s having a ball and the woke left still haven’t worked out how to get their head out their own arses. The climate is collapsing, AI is about to rule and ruin your life and World War Three feels distinctly possible.

Come and see this helpful and hilarious guide to surviving the impending apocalypse. This is The End of The World according to Jonathan Pie.

Event details


Comedy


Age: 14+


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Kindly note the advertised price includes a booking fee (BF) of 17%.


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No external foods or drink items, with exception for medical needs, see our house rules for more information.


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All events at Portsmouth Guildhall include a ticket restoration levy.


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